I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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