I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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