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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  "Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light

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• (518): View more from New York

  bad decision saturdays are such a good decision

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed

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• (646): View more from New York

  There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.

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  Delicious

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  I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.

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• (562): View more from California

  Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution

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