My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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