I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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