I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
id be glad to
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I party with great urgency now.
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