So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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