It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I think your dad took our porno
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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