its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I have surprise drugs for everyone
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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