Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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