you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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