Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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