sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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