If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
His nipple licking is glorious
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