I wanna bring you to show and tell
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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