That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We were destined to go to rehab together
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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