We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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