I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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