Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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