There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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