So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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