You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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