I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
try to milk me bitch
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