Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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