You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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