sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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