My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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