franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex