Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(858): View more from California

Fuck U Mike is a golden god.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Mike give steph back her phone.

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(315): View more from New York

I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree

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(650): View more from California

some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!

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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.

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(516): View more from New York

i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either

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(+66): View more from Thailand

We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?

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