Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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