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(609): View more from New Jersey

i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again

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(360): View more from Washington

Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan

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(407): View more from Florida

he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty

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(509): View more from Washington

Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college

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