you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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