btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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