So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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