i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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