just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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