Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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