i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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