We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Ketchup is God's man juice
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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