Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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