We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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