Betty ford says i'm here all night
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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