She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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