You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
