yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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