so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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