plz talk dirty to me
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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