Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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