let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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