I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
My vagina is officially offended.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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