I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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