they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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