I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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