This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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