I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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