There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Randomize