My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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