forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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