i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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