Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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