Don't make out with my wife yet
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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