He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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